How do you feel when you look at yourself in a mirror?
Jennifer here had been doing a triple shift at a local 24hr convenience store to try and get some extra cash in for Christmas when an incredibly handsome man walked in with the biggest pair of mirrored shades she had ever seen. The only thing she could do was to stare into the abyss that was her own reflection.
Jennifer suddenly realised that she hadn’t slept properly for at least 72 hours and, my god, did it show on her face! The customer with the mirror shades had seen this reaction many times before and tried to help her out of this downward spiral.
Quickly, before she could crumple to the floor and start crying, he started singing a melody so sweet and angelic that everyone in the shop stopped what they were doing and just listened.
As soon as the song had finished everyone in the shop came out of their reverie and realised that the man had already left. It was only then that Jennifer saw that he had left the exact change for his bottle of Lambrini. Here ends the lesson.