I think I can speak for a large proportion of men in saying that finding the perfect female animal is pretty high up there on the list of reasons for marriage. Although, saying that, marriage is hardly the inviolable institution it used to be. Anyway, I digress... Just take a look at this beauty. She be smart, willing, eager and easily pleased. What more could a man want? I'm sure there's numerous wisecracks I could insert at this point but I'm going to be the bigger man and just let it lie.
Like the rest of this sordid little lot these pictures have been reimagined from actual news headlines. I fill my head with this grubby nonsense so you don't have to. Vive la revolution!
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Title: I married the perfect female animal
Materials: Paint pen, acrylic and charcoal