Uh oh! It sounds like ultimatum time to me. And she's started crying. It's all come down to this. Crunch time. What do you do? I'm thinking the best answer would be something along the lines of 'we were never legally married in the first place'. That should do it surely?
Like the rest of this sordid little lot these pictures have been reimagined from actual news headlines. I fill my head with this grubby nonsense so you don't have to. Vive la revolution!
Title: Give me a baby or a divorce
Materials: Paint pen, acrylic and charcoal