Now this doe-eyed lothario has you in his sights there is no escape! You're probably thinking of Viagra or some such but you'd be wrong. This new chemical is distilled from the tears of a dodo and comes direct from our South American chemical research laboratory. Unfortunately, rather than just boosting your libido it actually makes you spontaneously combust at the same time and effectively turns you into a flaming love kebab. We'll get this one nailed but until then who wants to be a firework?
Like the rest of this sordid little lot these pictures have been reimagined from actual news headlines. I fill my head with this grubby nonsense so you don't have to. Vive la revolution!
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Title: New drug makes old men red hot lovers
Materials: Paint pen, acrylic and charcoal